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Ewan Morrison: 'All the time I thought I was being hip and radical I was working for the enemy' RARELY, a moment of clarity occurs as to who one is, and what it is that one has been doing with one's life. It's even more rare to find such revelations on the internet, but a series of documentaries inspired by the Situationists and post-M

Ewan Morrison: 'Frozen like some primordial mud-man and with clothes torn, I saw The Stone Roses' NINETEEN ninety was the year of walls and fences coming down and going up again. Communism had just collapsed; former Soviet peoples were singing in the streets and the Berlin Wall was chunks of rubble sold to tourists. All of this, however, looked

Ewan Morrison: 'Could it be that at the age of ten I had grasped the essence of alienation? IRECENTLY discovered a piece of art I did when I was a kid. Whether I had intended it or not, it is probably the most profound statement I've ever made. Which gives me pause, considering that I seem to have wasted 30 years since then, not commu

Ewan Morrison: 'Digging a toilet in the middle of nowhere may be the most rewarding thing I've done' I'M PINING for a holiday. Not just a little trip away from this place to another slightly warmer place which has all the same gadgets, entertainments and distractions (hence stresses and anxieties). Maybe the word "holiday" itself

Ewan Morrison: 'You want to destroy me, well here I am. Watch me, I'll buy burgers till I die!'

Ewan Morrison: 'We've lived through 20 years of hip and have grown tired of the lie behind it all'

Ewan Morrison: 'Sunsets are fascist and sunsets are corny. They have been done to death'

Ewan Morrison: 'I have somehow, in the last year, become progressively, spectacularly brainless'

Ewan Morrison: 'The hippy dream just led to alcoholism, madness and some very confused offspring'

Ewan Morrison: 'We would survive the blast: we had a stash of Heinz beans and a torch under the stairs'

Ewan Morrison: 'I was checking every ten minutes to see if anyone had sent me a poke or a kiss'

Ewan Morrison: 'Vacuous little consumers will never know true love or commitment to Nick Cave'

Ewan Morrison: 'Since the world was about to end I saw no point in walking the dog'

Ewan Morrison: It was then that I realised that if you ain't black you can't call a black man 'man'

Ewan Morrison: 'I marvel at what a pleasant job it must be to be a council employee in Pollok Park'

Ewan Morrison: 'A wall of hostility suddenly rose up as a wee Weegie grannie stared at me'

Ewan Morrison: 'Was he sneaking peeks at Pandora's 36FF cups while frothing a cappuccino?'

Ewan Morrison: 'I have spent the day with a hammer and chisel, and my toilet has been destroyed'

Ewan Morrison: 'Picture the blood on the streets as the buggy zooms on, its driver oblivious to the carnage'

Ewan Morrison: 'The 80s could now be termed vintage? That shocked me. Am I really that old?'

Ewan Morrison: 'I've considered making up lies about how I've just walked away from a car crash'

Ewan Morrison: 'Maybe the reason I hate kitsch so much is that my childhood was full of it'

Ewan Morrison: 'I have got into the rather odd habit of travelling miles to bathe'

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