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The distant enchantress who stole a poet's heart



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Published Date: 09 October 2008
FOR centuries poets have been inspired by long-distance passion to produce some of their finest work.
But a modern twist on the theme of unrequited love yesterday delivered a top poetry award to Scotland's Don Paterson.

His tongue-in-cheek tale of longing for an eastern European techno musician, Love Poem for Natalie 'Tusja' Beridze, won the coveted Forward Prize for best single poem.

The work, laced with electronic music jargon, is based on the results of Google searches on a sultry Georgian singer and music producer he has never met. He found the singer through fanzines on techno and electronic music.

"O who is this dark angel with her unruly Slavic eyebrows ranged like duelling pistols, lightly sweating in the pale light of the TTF screen?" he writes.

Collecting the £1,000 prize, Paterson, 44, called the work a jeu d'esprit – a witty comment rather than a serious poem.

Paterson said: "It was an exercise in writing a poem about music. I'm one of those sad guys who likes post-techno and electronic music. I listen to too much of that stuff so I thought I would get it out of my system. She's fairly obscure."

Of her music, he said: "I'm a biased critic, but I think it's great."

Frieda Hughes, the judges' chairwoman, said: "These are fabulously wrought lines of devotion from a benevolent stalker who should be given free concert tickets for life.

"No poet can possibly have done more to elevate our awareness of a pop star or the benefits of Google as Don Paterson does.

"I did 'Google' Natalie, and she does exist – interesting music too. This is an impassioned love poem for a distant idol."

But Paterson said Ms Beridze was definitely not his poetic muse. "I don't think my partner would approve of that," he added. "I'm in a stable relationship."

Ms Beridze's songs range from soothing and soft to occasional brutal blitzes of sound. Her image and music can be easily found on YouTube.

The 25-year-old from Tbilisi is a member of a Georgian art laboratory named Goslab, and merges visual arts and songs. Her influences range from the Smiths to David Bowie, Stravinsky and Georgian folk music.

Paterson writes how her "biographical details are extremely hazy". But on learning that she was married to Thomas Brinkmann, who runs the singer's record label, the poet dismisses her husband's recordings as: "boring – an opinion I held long before love carried me away".

Paterson, a reviewer and editor, has won UK awards such as the Whitbread and the TS Eliot prizes for his collections.

The Forward prizes were unveiled for National Poetry Day today, celebrated in Scotland with events such as a poetry workshop in Edinburgh for expectant mothers.

Another Scottish poet, Mick Imlah, won the £10,000 Forward Prize for best collection with The Lost Leader, his first collection for 20 years.

Excerpts from 'Love Poem for Natalie 'Tusja' Beridze'

O who is this dark angel with her unruly Slavic eyebrows ranged like two duelling pistols, lightly sweating in the pale light of the TTF screen?

O behold her shaded, infolded concentration, her heartbreakingly

beautiful face so clearly betraying the true focus of one not merely

content -–as, no doubt, were others at the Manöver Elektronische Festival in Wien –

to hit play while making some fraudulent correction to a volume slider

but instead deep in the manipulation of some complex real-time software such as Ableton Live, MAX/MSP or Supercollider.

I have also deduced from your staggeringly ingenious employment of some pretty basic wavetables

that unlike many of your East European counterparts, all your VST plug-ins, while not perhaps the best available

probably all have a legitimate upgrade path – indeed I imagine your

entire DAW as pure as the driven snow, and not in any way buggy or virusy

which makes me love you more, demonstrating as it does an excess of

virtue given your country's well-known talent for software piracy.

O Natalie – I forgive you everything, even your catastrophic

adaptation of those lines from "Dylan's" already sh***

Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night

in the otherwise magnificent 'Sleepwalkers', and when you open up those low-

pass filters in what sounds like a Minimoog emulation they seem to

open in my heart also.



The full article contains 728 words and appears in The Scotsman newspaper.
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  • Last Updated: 09 October 2008 12:45 AM
  • Source: The Scotsman
  • Location: Edinburgh
 
1

Sierra Foothills Scot,

Diamond Springs 09/10/2008 02:39:53
"O who is this dark angel with her unruly Slavic eyebrows ranged like duelling pistols, lightly sweating in the pale light of the TTF screen?" he writes.

Georgians are not Slavs.
2

SCULLION1,

Canada 09/10/2008 03:24:50
I thought it might start,
There was a young lady from Georgia...
3

Aussie Jack,

Brisbane 09/10/2008 05:52:09
Good thinking, # 2.

The next line could be:
Who looked like Lucrezia Borger
or
Who fell in love with Rorger the Lorger
Then along came our Don .....

There's poetry there, somewhere
4

Drum Major,

Brisbane, Australia 09/10/2008 06:28:49
He wrote such a gusher
She ended up in Russia
5

Aussie Jack,

Brisbane 09/10/2008 06:59:56
That's it!!!!

There was a young lady from Georgia
Who looked like Lucrezia Borgia.
Then along came our Don
With no nickers on
And Natalie has now fled to Russia.

What a Canadian/Australian masterpiece.

()Alternative masterpieces are invited).

6

donald,

glasgow 09/10/2008 07:19:15
There was a male order bride from the East ...
7

donald,

glasgow 09/10/2008 07:20:57
Who provided the poet with a feast.
He then paid her fare.
Brought her over here
and he was a durty bug beast.
8

Aussie Jack,

Brisbane 09/10/2008 07:22:24
NO. That's not right.
I can never compose when I'm tired and emotional.
Try this:

There was a young lady from Georgia
Who looked like Lucrezia Borgia;
Then along came our Don
With no nickers on -
Now Natt's fled to Russia with Roger the Lodger.

Getting close.
Drum Major - perhaps we could meet at the Brekkie Creek for a fourex or three, and hone this to perfection.
Scullion1, you could maybe join us.
Bloody top pub is the Brekkie Creek.
9

Aussie Jack,

Brisbane 09/10/2008 07:35:16
Donald 6 & 7(love your city,pal)
There was a mail order bride from the East
Who provided our Don with a feast
Of Drambuie and bangers -
Now poor Don P's hangers
Have a least temporarily ceased.

OK. One more Johnnie Walker black and I'll finish for the day. Maybe.
10

Boy Wonder,

09/10/2008 08:15:53
There was a young lady from Georgia
Was the subject of a poem by a codger
She was so visibly upset
At how worse it would get
By posters online ... and some sodgers!!!
11

Nectar,

Leaf 09/10/2008 09:57:05
Spare a thought for poor old Mick Imlah. He won the main prize, but only gets a tiny mention in the final line.

There was a slow poet called Imlah
Who wrote what he thought was a tingler
But the journo liked Don
So Mick pottered on
Even though Don was not very similar.
12

Drum Major,

Brisbane, Australia 09/10/2008 21:57:23
Aussie Jack

I had already gone to gaythorne RSL

Name a time & day
13

Bard to the Bone,

Gold Coast Australia 11/10/2008 09:04:40
Hey Timmy, yer no a bad Poet,
But Natalie's mine and you know it,
It sounds to me mate, that you need a new date,
With a foot pump to help you to blow it.

 

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