12 of the best #NotRuledOutByTheSNP tweets
This led to a Twitter game based round the hashtag #NotRuledOutByTheSNP. Here are 12 of the best suggestions...
Every statue throughout the UK must be adorned with a traffic cone. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
2. @mariejarvie
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Hide AdStiffer custodial sentences for people caught flingin’ pieces oot a 20 storey flats #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
3. @fr0gwise
Alex Salmond being involved romantically with every single person in Scotland #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
4. @edfomeara
New Scottish border to be decided as far as the Proclaimers can walk. Early estimate = 1,000 miles. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
Bawhair to become an official unit of measurement #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
6. @Al_Dal
Surnames will be banned and everyone will need to add either ‘Big’ or ‘Wee’ as their first name #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
7. @dharmabum
10p discount on Freddos with every SNP membership #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
Jim Murphy will be paraded through the streets in a tortoise costume and forced to beg for lettuce. #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
HP sauce labels in Scotland will have the photo of Westminster removed and replaced with a photo of Holyrood #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
10. @the45storm
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Hide AdPumpkins will be banished at Halloween and all lanterns will be made with Neeps #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
11. @Horticouture87
Nessie to become a protected species #NotRuledOutByTheSNP
12. @penguinos99
Shoving yer granny aff a bus #NotRuledOutByTheSNP