Leader comment: UK stockpiles food in case of non-nuclear Armageddon
So, sit back, relax and don’t worry yourself at all about a no-deal Brexit clearing food from supermarket shelves within two days, as a leaked Government briefing paper suggested it might.
However, it’s probably worthwhile putting in any special requests early. Nut-allergy? Prefer gluten-free? Not too fond of mushrooms? Theresa May or someone will presumably be taking orders, you can always tweet her your dietary requirements.
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Hide AdOf course, Britons have been advised to stockpile food before, when the country was facing the risk of being hit by a large number of nuclear missiles on account of the Cold War.
Some may still even have large jars of lentils and such-like in a cupboard somewhere, which may finally come in handy, given that the briefing paper described one of three possible scenarios in the event of a no-deal Brexit as “Armageddon”.
But, just remember, a no-deal Brexit is better than a bad-deal one. Oh, and you might want to check the use-by date on those lentils.