House painting: how it all began
MAGGIE: It's time you got tae painting the walls again Angus, they're looking awfy dull.
ANGUS: Wheessht. I'm watchin' the golf.
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Hide AdMAGGIE: You'll need to get down to the DIY. We could do with some nice red and ochre swirls.
ANGUS: Coloured swirls? What's wrong wi' plain white?
MAGGIE: It's awfy bare Angus. It's looks like IKEA after a sale. It needs cheerin' up. Something bold, adventurous and romantic.
ANGUS: Ah'm no havin' any modern art here. Anyway, it's drizzlin'.
MAGGIE: Get a hood then. And some non-drip gloss.
ANGUS: You'll be wantin' the lavvy done next.
MAGGIE: (pause) Ah can always get ma mam round to give us a hand.
ANGUS: OK. Where's the brushes?